Epic Spring Break...so far

So these past couple of days have been extremely fun. And this is gonna be a super long entry so let the fun begin.

So after skipping half of my last class on Wednesday, I was totally pumped for spring break. I made myself homemade root beer floats and played Final Fantasy XIII until I passed out at 4am.
The next day, I was awoken by a call from my sister at 9am. I ignored her and went back to sleep. A half hour later, she called me again and I picked up. She was sobbing and told me she got pregnant. Apparently the father was her neighborhood's mailman. Freaky, huh? No, my sister is not a slut, just a really lonely single mom who loves to have unprotected sex like a stupid person.
So I spent the whole day with her, and we went to planned parenthood and sat in the stinky, mexican-smelling waiting room for 3 hours. Candice got her full pregnancy test and yes, she was definitely pregnant. She was due at the end of November this year. My sister also is against having an abortion so yeah, she agreed to having the baby.
After all that fun, we went to Panera Bread and then back to her house. I swore to her that I would tell no one and we would not tell any family or close friends until she becomes noticably pregnant. That would probably be around late May, early June. Then she's gonna have to confront her mom and ugh......our dad. Everyone is going to go bonkers and probably not talk to her for a long time, so I'm definitely gonna be there when she is isolated from family. I think the only people who are going to be overjoyed by this is her kids, since they wanted a new sibling. But the mailman refuses to have anything to do with the child, so the poor thing will never know its father. Gosh, I hope it's a girl.

Ok so after hanging out with her the whole day, I went home and played more Final Fantasy XIII until Allen and Kelly picked me up to go to NB for the break. We stopped at A&P and got some food. Kelly and I got along very well right away, so I knew this was going to be a fun long weekend. We made nachos and chit chatted about life. We then went upstairs and played Heavy Rain. Allen and I got really tired around 4am, so we went off to bed, and Kelly played her own game of Heavy Rain.
It was a bummer though because the next day, it rained like hell. The wind blew really loud and the rain poured the whole day. Good weather for playing Heavy Rain though, but not much else. Kelly played the game, but then it froze and she was stuck sleeping for a couple hours. (she doesn't sleep much) Sadly, she had to restart her game. We hung out at the house for most of the day, playing Heavy Rain, Final Fantasy, and Rockband 2.
We then journeyed to get bubble tea in the pouring rain, but Kelly was pretty happy and positive through the whole nasty experience. In the end, we got our bubble tea, and Kelly definitely wanted to come back and get a real noodle bowl from the gourmet noodle restaurant. We then walked back and when we got back, my good friend Maxx was at the house. We got him and Angi bubble tea, so we all sat around in the kitchen drinking our delicious fruity flavors.
Later on, we played rockband 2 and then Beatles rockband. We then stopped and made bacon. Allen burnt the bacon and all the fire alarms went off in the house..again. And there was a ton of smoke in the house.
Angi's friend, Alan, or Army (our nickname for him) came over and played rockband 2 with us. He use to play guitar hero so he wasn't bad on guitar. Later on, him and Angi left and me, kelly, maxx, and allen played more Beatles rockband. Kelly also ordered her first fat bitch sandwich, and I recorded funny videos on my brand new flip cam. When I get home, I'll edit them and post em on this blog. They are freaking hilarious!
The next day, Kelly and Allen left for work, and I spent the day with Maxx. We hung out and watched movies like Ponyo, Xmen 2 rifftrax, several episodes of Dr. Who and then a shit ton of Beatles Rockband. We then made ramen for lunch, and I ordered pizza for dinner. Allen got home really late and was extremely pissed off. Angi was pissed too. Apparently her car got stuck in a mini lake in Piscataway, and Allen got lost because all the lights were off including the traffic lights on business 18. So we all decided to drink the stress away.
We found a crapload of alcohol in the attic and almost drank it all. We had two shots of strawberry vodka. We then had one weak shot of regular vodka. Then some weak orange shit. Two shots of that, which was lame. And then I finished it off with two shots of southern comfort, which tasted like shit. I got really drunk after that, and so did Maxx. Allen and Angi weren't done and ripped out this horribly strong drink called Baccardi 151. It had twice the strength of vodka. Angi had two shots and Allen had 3!!!! Allen was the most drunk out of all of us and was the most violent.
He was sooo messed up that he threw his drumsticks and knocked the internet and TV off upstairs. He kept flailing his arms and yelling. I remember the next day, he said that I was really annoying drunk, but holy shit! He was ten times worse. I was proud of myself for not getting sick though. If I had that damn Baccardi, I would totally get sick and barf everywhere. I'm glad I didn't though. That was my first night that didn't end with me crying and throwing up. I actually knew my limit and I didn't go beyond it. Gooo meeeeee!
So I was extremely dehydrated the next day and drank alot of water and seltzer. Allen slept until 5pm and I joined him after taking a shower and brushing my teeth. I hate it when, no matter how much I brushed my teeth the other night, the taste of alcohol lingers in my mouth when I wake up. It then goes away after swishing mouthwash in my mouth several times, and I slept like a baby most of the day. Josh appeared later on with a boardgame, and him, Allen, and Maxx played that damn game for 5 hours! I was so pissed. I hate board games.
I then ordered food and we watched my neighbor totoro. And that was our day. I was pissed that most of it was wasted because of a board game. And even today, Allen woke up and now he is playing the board game again with Josh and some strangers. Today was suppose to be my day alone with him but noooo....I am super pissed. I hate board games.

Sooooo I am probably going to lay around until Allen gets fuckin off this game. I want to play with him alone. Whatever....

Spring Break is only beginning